The Goat and It's Butting, Or, America for Anarchy

Let's read this literally, shall we?

But because it seemed to him that occupying himself by talking to the little girl about the goat and its butting was more important than occupying himself with the planes and their butting of the skyscrapers we were given three times the period required to execute the operations. All praise is due to Allah.

Your security is not in the hands of Kerry or Bush or al-Qaida. Your security is in your own hands and each state which does not harm our security will remain safe.

That's right, folks. None of these guys pays enough attention to butting. On November 2, Americans need to think of butting for ourselves. We must take our security into our own hands, throw the cloak of democractic tyranny off our weary backs, and become the autonomous Nations of One we deserve to be. All 294,651,657 of us. Anarchy will set us free!

So on Tuesday, put down your books, lock up your goats, and prepare for the New World Order: The Terrorist Tumbleweed meets the Anarchist Rawhide outside the saloon, high noon.